You need to chill the fuck out.

Just in case you missed it, Priyanka Chopra is on the June/July cover of Maxim India, and she appears like a frikkin’ smoke storm.

Just in case you missed it, Priyanka Chopra is on the June/July cover of Maxim India, and she appears like a frikkin’ smoke storm.

But this cover wants me to feel that Chopra’s armpits are not rough like an infant’s backside, and I can't live with that lie.

But this cover wants me to feel that Chopra’s armpits are not rough like an infant’s backside, and I can't live with that lie.

Hello, digitally retouched armpit from hell. You are the lovely memory of hair, one with glorious pigmentation and normal creases and the antithesis of a genuine armpit.

Hello, digitally retouched armpit from hell. You are the lovely memory of hair, one with glorious pigmentation and normal creases and the antithesis of a genuine armpit.

Here. Look at Chopra’s real, normal and photoshopped armpit on your own.

Here. Look at Chopra’s real, normal and photoshopped armpit on your own.

Here is one more photograph of Chopra’s perfect, non-digitally controlled, and standard armpits.

Here is one more photograph of Chopra’s perfect, non-digitally controlled, and standard armpits.

“Hmm, what’s the Big Deal?” you might wonder. “WTF is the problem, Random The Typical Indian writer ?” you may ask

“Hmm, what’s the Big Deal?” you might wonder. “WTF is the problem, Random The Typical Indian writer ?” you may ask

It’s pretty basic, TBH. Many individuals aspire to look like actresses on magazine covers. And it’s ACTUALLY, PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to have armpits in this way. So lots of young girls are gonna grow up despising their own and see these underarms.

So chill, Maxim India. Photoshoppers, chill. Chill, PC-fan adolescent girls. Priyanka’s armpits and yours are crinkles, ALL PERFECT and all.

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